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Online Astro-Clairvoyants: Real Samples of $80 Psychic Readings by "Jenna" and "Norah"

Sylvia Sky, astrologer, Tarot reader, and gemstone enthusiast, is a widely published author of books and articles about spiritual matters.

How Accurate Are the Free Introductory Readings of "Jenna" and "Norah?"

Free readings offered by online-psychic entities such as Norah, Jenna, Zoradamus, or Gabriella tempt many people. The free readings are lengthy and very general messages that address the customer by first name and encourage them to purchase another, more detailed reading, or "guidance." The next reading costs about $50-$80. Most people won't pay it, but some do.

Two Horoscope Review readers forwarded me recent samples of their paid readings, asking me if they were authentic and reliable. They permitted me to summarize the material they paid for. I have added some commentary.

Siddharth's Reading From "Jenna"

A man living in India bought an $80 "full reading" from Jenna. He asked me if its astrology was accurate. It said:

"Any competent astrologer has known for months that a major astrological event will soon occur in just a few days time. This event is a Jupiter Retrograde motion which will take place between the 5 January 2012 and the 1 February 2012. This astrological event is one of the most important of the whole year 2012 and it will have a number of important repercussions for many of us. You should take note of the fact that people in India will be particularly affected by this major event."

Sylvia Says:

This is totally inaccurate. Any basic astrology source will say that Jupiter's retrograde motion always lasts for about five months—never four weeks. And it wasn't in retrograde when Jenna said it was. For an example of how it really works: Jupiter will be retrograde from Dec. 8, 2014 to April 8, 2015. Then it goes into direct motion, the opposite of retrograde, until January 7, 2016, when it again retrogrades until May 9, 2016. Retrograde motion is natural and expected, not a special event, and although it has effects—usually frustration—it has no special impact on particular nations.

Jenna said she does calculations on every client, had analyzed Siddharth's situation in depth, and in capital letters warned Siddharth that the retrograde period would affect him directly, more so than it would affect other people. That is false.

Whoever writes "Jenna's" "readings" is a terrible writer. To spare you, I will summarize: Jenna then goes on to say she has done detailed work and calculations on everyone who has contacted her. She informed Siddharth that the retrograde might also bring Siddharth a chance to make very positive and exciting changes in his love life and finances. Because this 27-day period was so important, she advised Siddharth not to let things simply happen but instead take her up on her offer of guidance. He instead wisely chose to get his money back.

For Yasmin: "Your Money and Career"

Yasmin's Reading From "Norah" at premiumastrology.com

Yasmin ordered her "Transit Guide" from Norah at Premiumastrology.com. Yasmin got a link to a web page. Printed out, the message takes up 10 single-spaced pages.

The first three pages introduce Norah as a Certified Empathic Astro-Clairvoyant who has visions of the future and knows the stars and planets. She predicts an important "103-day transit period" for Yasmin. The actual reading begins on page four.

Norah said she sensed turmoil in Yasmin's finances, maybe because Yasmin is underpaid or has debts, or perhaps Yasmin had not found her true calling; and "There also seems to be a dark veil that surrounds your self-image and sense of personal value." Norah sensed changes and disturbances in Yasmin's second and tenth houses, astrological houses of money and career. She said Yasmin's recent career setbacks and missed deadlines were manifestations of her own frustration. Projected out into the universe her frustrations developed into a vicious cycle of negative energy.

Yasmin, Norah said, was secretly afraid of failure. Her desire to stay in her comfort zone was holding her back, and she must gather the courage to break out of it. She must allow spirit to guide her, and act and speak positively in order for matters to improve and for abundance to reach her. While dining out during work hours, Yasmin might meet someone who can assist her in finding opportunities.

Sylvia Says:

First, know that everyone buying this reading will receive a similar message about an upcoming important "103-day transit."

Norah, "Astro-Clairvoyant," claims she does astrology by intuition. But intuition and clairvoyance (the ability to have visions) play no part in astrology. What Norah sent is not a horoscope or a "Transit Guide" because she mentions no zodiac and no planets. A real astrologer also could and would tell Yasmin the dates her important 103-day "transit" would begin and end. And there is never just one transit. Planets transit the sky continually.

Two items in the reading are astrologically correct. Every horoscope chart has 12 houses. The Second House, or House 2, is indeed the house of money and material worth, the Tenth House the house of career. However, a real career horoscope would describe the effects of Yasmin's natal and transiting planets on her Houses 2 and 10. No chart was given.

The advice given to Yasmin—the exact same advice you and everyone will get, because Norah is not a person; "she" is a computerized email program—is not bad or evil; it's just very generic. Who doesn't want more fulfilling, better-paying work? We have all been frustrated. We already know we must act to change our lives. And "Let go and trust in Spirit" is advice you have already heard for free, maybe from your aunt or pastor. Why pay for it?

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Yasmin's Love Life

Norah predicted that Yasmin's "twin soul" would appear the next week, wearing blue or surrounded by blue. But Yasmin must first feel happy with herself and worthy of meeting her twin soul. If not, the Universe will distract the twin soul so they won't meet. (They didn't meet.)

Norah advised writing a daily journal of hopes and wishes and using it as a life plan, and also meditating using Norah's "Power Meditation Manifestation System" program, which wasn't described or included in the reading. She advised Yasmin to start doing what she really wanted to do.

Yasmin was disappointed in Norah's reading and used Norah's money-back guarantee, instituted in 2011 after hundreds of consumer complaints. More complaints followed and Premiumastrology.com was finally shut down in mid-2015.

If You Need to Know Your Future

Please Google the names of Internet "psychics" or "astral advisers" before purchasing their services. All psychics who advertise are fakes. A real psychic or clairvoyant—they are extremely rare—will not be soliciting business on the Net but more likely hiding from crowds of potential customers attracted via word of mouth. If you need to hear about your future, consult a local astrologer or Tarot-card reader you can meet in person. Ask around at hotels, spas, coffee shops, health-food and New Age stores: anywhere that many people cross paths.

Sylvia does not select or endorse the ads appearing on her pages. Thank you to Yasmin and Siddharth.

© 2011 Sylvia Sky

Comments

Rodney Owens from USA on October 21, 2016:

I think that the accuracy of the free reading depends on the reader's ability and authenticity. Just make sure that you meet a reliable psychic, you will then receive what to expect for sure!

Deenawaani on July 04, 2016:

I was about to pay for the personal question answer costing $19,but last minute ,I checked your messages on google,thanks for educating many who blindly believe in those readings,I still can't digest the Sarlatoll is scammed , as they send messages to me continuously ,Thanks for your help.

Moris on October 31, 2015:

Thanks very much, I was tricked just yesterday when I received a very lengthy message from the one calling herself Mary , she claimed that she had predicted my future starting today the 31st of October 2015 and will last for six month. She further described my previous experiences which made me to believe her, but my suspension rose when she asked for money amounting to US$79 and my bank details for a detailed prediction with dates and names of people who will make me see my success.Tanks a lot guys , may the Almighty continue to bless you for this wonderful work of saving us the poor and innocent people who were about to be prejudiced by these greedy scams.

Arun on February 15, 2015:

Same experience with Jeena guys. Her initial mail says I am a special person and 72 days life changing transit is on. Thanks that I have read the's information and blocked my credit card in nick of time.

Sylvia Sky (author) from USA on January 30, 2015:

I'm always happy when an article saves money for people like yourself.

diva on January 30, 2015:

I got excited after hearing about my 72 days transit that will bring me long term return but little that i was fool, but thanks to you guy i didn't wasted on such second reading

lucky1 on August 13, 2014:

Tnx guys, u don't know how much u Ve really help me.I was almost fooled by this so-called Jenna whatever(long story), I was so fortunate to Ve come across this page.Tnx b to God, Tnx y'all.am grateful to u all for exposing dis scammer for who she really is.God bless u guys, Ve a wonderful nyt rest.lest I forget, for those of u who got scammed, I really sorry guys....

Sylvia Sky (author) from USA on June 13, 2014:

"SHE" ASKED FOR YOUR BANK DETAILS??! I believe it. She should be reported to the authorities. Thank you for sharing a "reading" with us.

Divha on June 10, 2014:

its so believable but when i saw the part where she asked

my bank details i switched off she msged me again and again

Divha, this reading which I have produced is extremely important as it shows that you will soon be entering into an astrological transit which is going to have an enormous importance for you. To be more precise it seems that you are going to have the possibility to seize some very important financial opportunities meet the (man) (woman) which you need in your life during this transit which will last 103 days. This is going to be one of the strongest moments starting NOW and I can confirm that you will not live though such an intense astrological transit for a very long time to come. I need to go further with your analysis Divya, you need all the details that a more detailed reading will provide you about all the upcoming opportunities in all the different aspects of your life and in order to get started I need you to give me the go-ahead on the following page: http://www.aboutastro.com/yf.php?c=v8wz2s&r=3j... look forward to hearing from you soon, your Transit is rapidly approaching and we must get to work soon. 

She told me she can feel close to me n all I was actually thinking about paying but then I thought of searching about it more then I got this gosh thank you so much saving my money

Sylvia Sky (author) from USA on December 06, 2013:

You're welcome!

rama on December 02, 2013:

THANK U .I escaped from her

Dennis on March 13, 2013:

Norah,Norah,Norah

Well the best part was being bought by, was actually a live chat which i asked many questions.Yes i did get answers,but still thought it was bull SHIT.Asked for a refund,said i would be done...So lets see

Sylvia Sky (author) from USA on January 29, 2013:

Yes, KT, I know about the ads. They are Google's. I block the URLs but they always show up again after a few days. I do not select or endorse the ads appearing on my pages.

KT on January 29, 2013:

Great page. I got sucked in by sara freder previously and had tupak email me out of the blue today.

One other thing: you may want to check the advertising that goes with this page - It's currently advertising Julia free reading and a free psychic reading for me. just letting you know :)

Sylvia Sky (author) from USA on November 29, 2012:

Yes, Rob Tillett.

Isabel on November 28, 2012:

Sylvia can you recommend some real astrologers in Australia?

Isabel on November 28, 2012:

Thank you Sylvia, I received free readings from Maria, Tara & Jenna they all sounded very similar and now I know they are all fakes. Will be keeping my $ in my pocket.

deeps on September 19, 2012:

Well Julia is fraud too. i have been getting the same mail as described above that she is going to scotland with her 12 colleagues on some holy grail quest ad she has selected me as her noble soul. She sent me some 6 or 7 mails now. after this last mail, i got really curious and googled her ..tats when i stumbled on this post. god bless whoever wrote this and thanx for the comment on julia. Normally i don't pay attention to such psychic readings, but this time in her first mail she had mentioned something which was true in my case and that's what got me hooked.