15 Things Fake Psychics Say

A psychic can make your money disappear.
A psychic can make your money disappear. | Source

Psychic Predictions and Promises

When suffering or facing the unknown, we often turn to religion or other types of belief for comfort and to answer "Why?" Why did he leave me? Why did my grandchild die? Why is my luck so bad? Why won't my daughter speak to me? Many people seeking answers and guidance have learned from TV or movies that psychics can somehow help them. They call up an advertised psychic or contact one online, thinking they can get an instant "psychic" perspective. Maybe they don't plan to believe what they hear, but they can easily be sucked in.

Fake psychics, working online or by phone, are highly skilled business people. That's why psychic readings are a $22-billion-a-year industry. It is their job to draw in customers and keep them paying for guidance from strangers who sell themselves--without any proof---as specially gifted beings with answers about the unknown and the future.

"In Your Previous Life. . ."

Psychics often tell women that in a former life they were queens, often Nefertiti, Cleopatra, or Marie Antoinette.
Psychics often tell women that in a former life they were queens, often Nefertiti, Cleopatra, or Marie Antoinette. | Source

Psychic "Pickup Lines"

Fake psychics -- be they shamans, astro-clairvoyants, mediums, rune readers, phone psychics, numerologists, "intuitive astrologers" -- often feed their clients these lines, and clients believe them and pay to hear more:

  • Your troubles come from a previous life and for money I can fix that.
  • I have never seen a chart (or numbers, or an aura) like yours. You are exceptional.
  • You are under an evil influence or a black-magic spell and I can fix that.
  • I guarantee to return your ex to you.
  • I am a 100 percent proven psychic.
  • In your previous life you were royalty or a movie star, or died in the Holocaust.
  • I sense a dead person trying to contact you.
  • Love and money are coming your way, but you need me to guide you and tell you what to do, and when.
  • I saw you in a vision (or a dream).
  • Buying my magic talismans or crystals will help you.
  • I need money to travel to a place (often, France) where I can do an occult ritual to help you.
  • Bad things will happen if you refuse my services.
  • Someone important to you has the initial "R."
  • I have read for the rich and famous.
  • You are surrounded by enemies. I am your only true friend.
  • I inherited my psychic powers from my ancestors.

Women Call About Love; Men About Business and Money

Men call psychics about love only 11 percent of the time. Women ask about love 85 percent of the time.
Men call psychics about love only 11 percent of the time. Women ask about love 85 percent of the time.

What Fake Psychics Know About You

Happy and contented people rarely call psychics. A fake psychic operation's bread and butter is troubled people. The vast majority of callers are female. According to statistics from the American Federation of Certified Psychics and Mediums, 69 percent of women and 39 percent of men in the U.S. admit to having called a psychic hotline, and 85 percent of the female callers ask about love, while men ask mostly about business and money.

Mark Edward, a former phone psychic and the author of Psychic Blues, in an ABC News interview discussed how he handled his callers. He began by asking questions:

"I ask for their name and birthday, and if they had a specific question. At $3.99 a minute, they want an answer quick. And then I answer as if I'm answering the question about myself. All these things about yourself are relatable. Nine out of 10 times you will hit a nerve with them. Then I'd pause and let them jump in. People love talking about themselves and hearing what you say about them."

Edward would encourage clients to talk about themselves, and a 20-minute conversation would then become a much more lucrative hour-long conversation.

These traits make a person vulnerable:

  • Being female
  • Age 21-60
  • Going through a loss
  • Problems with love
  • Problems with finances
  • Divorced
  • Living with relatives or friends because of necessity
  • Displaced from their home country
  • Thinking they have to be strong for other people
  • Unhappy with their work situation
  • Lonely
  • Feeling that others have the right to criticize them
  • Feeling unattractive
  • Dependent on others
  • Feeling helpless

Psychics, phone or Internet, can sometimes tell you with shocking accuracy about your current feelings or situation. That's because the people who call mostly have some or all the above traits. Experienced phone psychics will also listen to your tone, your accent, and even background noises in order to decide what to tell you. According to statistics, both rich and poor people call psychics, and half a million women said they'd gladly spend $1000 (if they had it) on a psychic friend they could talk to regularly.

The job of a fake psychic is to keep clients coming back, get them "addicted" to psychic readings, and take their money (most goes to the network, not the psychic) until the client either feels better--sometimes the client really does feel better!--or wakes up and smells the coffee.

If You Still Want a Psychic Reading, Prepare

Most "psychics" work for networks. Only one-tenth of one percent work outside of networks, according to the statistics page from the American Federation of Certified Psychics and Mediums. These networks attract and tempt people with an initial offer for a free or discounted reading, but will try to get you to pay about $80 for a "second reading" or phone rates ranging from $1.99 to $6.99 per minute. But to troubled people, there are benefits: It's convenient; just a click or a phone call away, wherever you are. It's confidential. On other end of the line is someone who'll listen, for a price. Internet psychic networks--usually pretending to be one psychically gifted person or medium, such as "Padre" or "The Extraordinary Chris"--are also always available 24/7. That's a clue that your reading will be "entertainment only," not real answers but computerized, because psychics, real and fake, have to eat and rest like everyone else.

If you're going to call, prepare. Get a pre-paid credit card with a minimal amount on it; avoid the possibility of losing big money to charges you didn't authorize, or you didn't think you authorized. Maybe a tiny checked box you didn't see, or pressing a certain digit on your phone, was the default, and now you belong to a "club" or "circle" that charges you monthly. A throwaway credit card reduces the risk.

Before you get to speak to a psychic reader on the phone, a clerk or salesperson will pry for all sorts of detailed information about you, and then hard-sell you on more than you want. Understand that he thinks you're a sucker--just because you called. Listen carefully to the clerk's description of your options and the charges. If anything sounds slick or very expensive, object to it immediately. Say "Stop!" and "Will you explain that again?" Say "But your ad said two dollars a minute. Why do you now say $6.99?" Troubled callers tend to be vulnerable and passive and easily distracted by fast talk. Stay conscious of how much money they intend to take from your credit card.

  • I've had a recording tell me "You have $75 in your account" when I did not create any account with them. They were just trying to get me to believe I had $75 to spend on their psychic services.
  • I've had a clerk tell me I couldn't have the advertised "free reading" with a psychic unless I first gave them my credit card information. I hung up.
  • I responded to an ad that offered a five-minute reading for five dollars, and phoned in. A clerk arranged my five minutes with the psychic, but before I got to talk with the psychic he told me that almost every caller wants to extend the reading beyond five minutes, so I should give them my credit card information to pay in advance for the extra minutes. I told them I intended to listen to the psychic for five minutes and no more. They insisted. I said, "You advertised five minutes for $5 and I want my five minutes." They finally gave me my five minutes and when a beep signaled that time was up I hung up, and owed them nothing extra.

Their tactics aren't illegal. They're just pushy. Like any business, they want your money now.

When contacting an Internet psychic, take the time to Google the name first to check for complaints, and seek out the "Terms of Service" or "Privacy Policy" page of the website, which explains your rights and the extent of the company's liability, and in some cases reveals that the psychic readings aren't authentic but are "for entertainment only." The "Terms of Service" or "Privacy Policy" is often a link at the bottom of the homepage, in tiny type. Understand the psychic's customer service and refund policies. Generally you have between 7 and 30 days to claim a refund if you are not happy with the services received, but increasingly, refunds are very hard to get--for example, requiring that you must send a postal letter to Hong Kong. Sometimes, refunds are promised but not actually given.

Instead of a "Psychic" Reading: Options

Highly intelligent or educated people can be fooled into forking over their hard-earned money for fake psychic readings. No one is immune to a seduction that promises magically instant answers to painful problems--and we all have them from time to time.

If you must have a reading, don't go online, and don't phone a network. Even if there IS a real psychic on the other end, electromagnetic interference between the caller and psychic, and the pressures of time and money, might distort the reading. Consult an astrologer or Tarot-card reader, preferable one you can meet in person. A genuine astrologer or Tarot reader will be glad to give you his or her full name and references, so trust can be established before you pour your heart out. The cost is a flat fee set beforehand, not per minute. And it will be a true reading by a true human practitioner. You can get all your questions answered and avoid tons of automated emails telling you that you need yet another reading, for a higher and higher price.

Can't find a local, live diviner? Don't have a nickel to spare? When you are suffering don't search online and pay strangers for answers that their own websites say are meant for "entertainment only." Instead, look around you and find an older, experienced person who has led a good life, and ask for their honest advice. Then take their advice. The right person will not be shocked or upset by what you have to say. They know life is not easy and not every question has an answer.

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Ceres Schwarz 3 years ago

This is very useful and helpful in helping people to not be fooled by fake psychics. It's terrible to be taken advantage of like that when people just want answers to their questions. It's important not to let themselves be fooled by these fakes. Great advice about not contacting psychics and instead just talking to someone you know.

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MsDora 3 years ago from The Caribbean

I certainly appreciate this advice. When people are vulnerable, anything sounds sensible. Hope anyone thinking of contacting a psychic will read you before it's too late.

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psychicsphone 3 years ago from Los Angeles

What's the big difference between US psychics and Asian psychics?

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SylviaSky 3 years ago from USA Author

I don't know of any difference between US psychics and Asian psychics. If they are phone psychics they are probably not psychics but phone actors, or in the very best case, are reading Tarot cards but not saying they are.

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Maggie Bennett 3 years ago from New York

Very insightful, and I hope people read this and then own it for themselves so they are never taken. You did a good service here.

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Wentra 22 months ago from USA

Very good and useful article.

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SylviaSky 22 months ago from USA Author

Thank you! Please warn any of your friends who might be thinking of buying psychic services.

itzy 18 months ago

i recently perches a tarot reading from valentina some of the stuff i got back from it did seem true but at the same time i'm not 100% sure if it is... Frpm reading your post it does make me more aware now... thank you for this advice

Mfundo 3 months ago

I did a session once with Orarum.

The lady I had a session with was on point with everything

I didn't need to give her any information.

From the moment I joined the chat room she was able to pick up that I am from a different continent so I think she is the real deal but I could be wrong.

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